January 2, 2006 · Lessig
So I was on the “Docklands Light Railway” in London, reading the ads above the passengers’ heads. Here, by far, is my favorite:
Abuse, Assault, Arrest:
Our staff are here to help you. Spitting on DLR staff is classified as an assault and is a criminal offence. Saliva Recovery Kits are now held on every train and will be used to identifty offenders against the national DNA database.